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A rumor so good you can taste it.
Bob "Did you here that Susan is getting a boob job?"
Bob's Wife "No I didn'..
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I love you so fucking god damn much it hurts.
Me: HOLLA !
Him: Heya. :p
Me: Hru today?
Him: Great.
Me: Shit, gtg my mom is bitching..