What is Send Off?
1.
A person that cannot make up their mind, This person usually gives you misguided information in an atempt to temporarily satisfy all parties involved in making any kind of plans.
Jamal: What are we doing tonight?
Tron: I don't know.. I'm still wating to hear back from Pookie...
Jamal: It really doesn't matter what he wants to do because that nigga is probably going to send off anyway!
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2.
it is a rejection of sorts. between a "turn down" and a "fuck you." It originated in Minneapolis, MN as a way for "Minnesota Nice" people to reject those around them without creating offense, when it does indeed offend people.
Boy: "Ohhh gossh this is so good, mmm you like that baby?"
Girl: "I wish you were bigger, it's not hitting the right spot."
Boy: "SEND OFF!"
Friend 1: Hey Kala, how are you doing?
Friend 2: (Looks away acting as if she never heard you and walks away)
Friend 1: "SEND OFF!"
Creeper: Hey Rosa, what are you doing over Thanksgiving break?
Rosa: ummmm. Nothing. I am going to be so bored, there is absolutely nothing to do at all at home.
Creeper: Do you want to go to the movies then?
Rosa: You know I have so much to do- laundry, watching grass grow, organizing dry goods, etc. I am just not going to have time.
Creeper: SEND OFF!
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3.
One who sends you on a blank mission.
One who misguides or misdirects.
Dude, you told me Chucky Cheese was on 15th, but it was really on 19th. You're a motherfuckin' send off.
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4.
In between a "fuck you" and a "rejection" of sorts. This happens deliberately by people that are both close to you and random strangers.
Person 1: Ohh my...never stop, it's so gooodd.
Person 2: Really, is it that good?
Person 1: No, I've had better.
-SEND OFF
Person 1: Hey, what are you doing over Christmas break?
Person 2: Nothing Really. I will be done with exams, so absolutely nothing.
Person 1: Do you wanna go to the movies then?
Person 2: ohhh, no thanks. I have so much to do- watch grass grow, organize my spices, and count the threads in my pillow.
Person 1: SEND OFF!
Person 1: You did so well in the talent show today!
Person 2: Are you breathing?
Person 1: Send Off!
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5.
(1) A person you can take advantage of. Also a person you can get to do stupid things. these people are usually really thirsty for some attention.
(2) a task you can give someone so they can leave you alone
"we should get the send off to blow this line of peper."
"motherfucker told me the wrong address, he was straight up trying to send me off"
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6.
A number given that isn't the real number of the person giving it. Usually the number to a local business or completely made-up.
Derek asked me for my number, but I gave him a send off to Taco Bell.
