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An invitation given. That the inviter doesn't really want or expect the receiver to attend. But, the invitee shows up. Then awkward..
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stuck up, egotistical, opposed to being proven wrong, self obsessed
"dave you're up your own hole"
See stuck up, arse ..
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A woman or girl who likes to sit on men's laps, either aware or unaware that they are causing the men to become intensely sexually ..