What is Sepiatoned Badge Of Spermage?


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The sepiatoned colored and textured drizzled markings on a rarely worn cotton t shirt that has been used to catch and/or mopp up semen from a woman's vagina following coitus, or and more oftenly, post masturbatory ejaculation, that is inadvertantly worn in public fully displaying to every man woman and child the end result of last night/week/month's special time.

Manager: and you know what else, Raul?.. I'm also getting tired of seeing you waltz in here late ever other morning, hungover and sporting a new different sepiatoned badge of spermage; completely creeping out the rest of the waitstaff not to mention our customers.

Raul: huh?

See splerge, splooge, jizz, nut butter, baby batter


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