September

What is September?


1.

A wonderful month when the air smells sweet and the weather is perfect for the girls where to tight little sweaters that show off their curves.

I can't wait for september to come so we can play inthe leaves!

See fall, leaves, winter, sweater

2.

THE BEST BIRTHDAY MONTH OF THE YEAR!

IN JANUARY PEOPLE GET DRUNK AND COLD. AND NINE MONTHS LATER IN SEPTEMBER AN ABUNDANCE OF BABIES ARE BORN!

See september, nine, fall, birthday

3.

A month that falls later in the year. Usually looked down upon by children as it's the month school normally begins. Month that statistically more people marry in than any other month.

When the year falls into September, it's a peaceful time of year.

See fall, leaves, school, september, late

4.

a month with a nice temperature and everything but its when school starts :(

uh oh its almost september.. no more summer vacation

See school, time, calendar, ew

5.

1.The ninth month.

2.Also a name for a girl who is beautiful but lies a lot.

1. September is the ninth month.

2. "Have you seen September?? She looks amazing; but, she told me she lost 50 lbs. What a lie!"

See september, nine, year, name

6.

The month that babies made during drunk christmas times are born. Not in January, because that would be eight months...

Teacher: What month were you born in?

Student: September...

Teacher: Ha haha... your parents got a little tipsy during christmas.

See january, february, march, april, may, june, july, august, november, october, drunk, christmas, born, baby, babies, Blue's Clues

7.

Any derivative of LSA extracted from Morning Glory Seeds.

My slider didn't have any LSD, so I bought some seed to make September, instead.

See lsd, lsa, september, morning glory, drug


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