What is Septic Nark?
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When getting your septic pumped, the man finds multiple condoms floating at the top of the shit and says something about it (a result of young boys flushing their condoms down the toilet trying to be sneaky)
"Man, thought it was a good idea to flush the connies down the toilet so no one would find them, but that Septic Nark found them floatin there and got me totaly busted."
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to be thirsty or to have a dry throat from excess alcohol the previous night
fuck! my throat's like one of gandhis flip flops
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A term for the act of coitus, which is a natural, zesty enterprise.
I totally had to launch Operation Raw Chicken Wallet with that girl..