What is Septic Nark?
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When getting your septic pumped, the man finds multiple condoms floating at the top of the shit and says something about it (a result of young boys flushing their condoms down the toilet trying to be sneaky)
"Man, thought it was a good idea to flush the connies down the toilet so no one would find them, but that Septic Nark found them floatin there and got me totaly busted."
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Someone who is beyond remedial in the looks department. They are pitifully ugly, basically the equivalent of an assface. In other word..
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The man dips his penis in ketchup. Then puts on a top hat. While still wearing socks, he undresses his man/woman/hooker while dancing/si..
