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When you are not nice to the baristahe will prepare your beverage and pass it behind his apron and quickly dip his schlong into it. Beca..
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Light weight is getting drunk really fast
"Are you a light weight?"
-No, it takes me 5 or more shots to get drunk!-
"O..
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a phone from a different wireless service provider than the one a person is currently employed by (such phones are generally prohibited ..