Sergeant Twinkle

What is Sergeant Twinkle?


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The act of jizzing in someone's eye.

Sorry I'm late for work, but I had to go to the chemist and buy a litre of Visine; my jerk boyfriend gave me a Sergeant Twinkle this morning.

See eye cum shot, red eye, facial, cum shot, money shot, jizz


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