What is Serial Killer?
1.
A human being, usually an adult white male in his late twenties, who has killed four or more individuals in seperate incidents with a cooling off period in between.
Serial Killers come in several types. There are Hedonistic serial killers, who enjoy causing pain and suffering.
Visionary killers are often psychotic, and beleive they are acting on orders from a higher entity.
If left unchecked, a serial killer may degenerate into a spree killer or mass-murderer, which are entierly different things.
Serial Killers like me kill ass holes like you.
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2.
A person who kills three or more people at different times with a cooling off period in between.
Jeffrey Dahmer was a serial killer
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3.
He keeps on killing, and killing, and killing...
CHIEF WIGGUMS: Vet Man is a serial killer...who kills serial killers.
SGT. O'MALLY: So, then, why are we trying to catch him?
CHIEF WIGGUMS: I don't know. I mean, because it's our job, O'Mally!
SGT. O'MALLY: But, think about it. Vet Man won't kill a cop, but Kop Killa does. Now, if we leave Vet Man alone, he'll probably kill Kop Killa before Kop Killa kills another cop.
CHIEF WIGGUMS: I see what you mean..I think. Maybe we should discuss our strategy at the CADS.
SGT. O'MALLY: CADS?
WIGGUMS: Coffee And Donut Shop, shit for brains!
O'MALLY: Good idea..I mean, Yes, Sir!
4.
Any guy who is ugly
Jeffery Dahmer was a serial killer because he was UGLY but Ted Bundy was innocent because he was HANDSOME
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5.
having the inability to run after people you wish to kill
cue dramatic music, screaming victim, very slowly followed by serial killer.
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