Serious As A Lawyer

What is Serious As A Lawyer?

1.

When a very drunk girlhas drinkin alot to much and is to drunk to walk or talk,and we dont want her makin a foolout of herself,so we tell her to be serious,and she says "Don't worry guys im serious as a lawyer!!!".

Drunk Girl:*falling over and talking very loudly*

girl1:"be serious kay!"

girl2:"yea just don't talk!"

Drunk Girl:"DON'T WORRY GUYS I CAN BE AS SERIOUS AS A LAWYER!!!"

dam that drunk bitch is being as serious as a lawyer!

See drunk, bitch, lg, lawyer, faceplant
2

Random Words:

Sleepy Sex
1. to have sex with someone while they're still asleep or drowsy. In the early morning I will suprise my boyfriend with sleeping sex...
Read more
Kreepy
1. kreep⋅y /ˈkripi/ kree-pee –adjective, kreep⋅i⋅er, kreep⋅i⋅est. 1. Of or producing a sensation of uneasiness or fear, as of things cra..
Read more
W3n
1. 1337, or d00d 5p33k for "win", spelled "wen" to purposely sound like a retard. Incorrect grammar must be used in a ..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free