Serious As A Lawyer

What is Serious As A Lawyer?

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When a very drunk girlhas drinkin alot to much and is to drunk to walk or talk,and we dont want her makin a foolout of herself,so we tell her to be serious,and she says "Don't worry guys im serious as a lawyer!!!".

Drunk Girl:*falling over and talking very loudly*

girl1:"be serious kay!"

girl2:"yea just don't talk!"

Drunk Girl:"DON'T WORRY GUYS I CAN BE AS SERIOUS AS A LAWYER!!!"

dam that drunk bitch is being as serious as a lawyer!

See drunk, bitch, lg, lawyer, faceplant
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