Serious As A Lawyer

What is Serious As A Lawyer?

1.

When a very drunk girlhas drinkin alot to much and is to drunk to walk or talk,and we dont want her makin a foolout of herself,so we tell her to be serious,and she says "Don't worry guys im serious as a lawyer!!!".

Drunk Girl:*falling over and talking very loudly*

girl1:"be serious kay!"

girl2:"yea just don't talk!"

Drunk Girl:"DON'T WORRY GUYS I CAN BE AS SERIOUS AS A LAWYER!!!"

dam that drunk bitch is being as serious as a lawyer!

See drunk, bitch, lg, lawyer, faceplant
2

Random Words:

Mass Biddies
1. A large collection of biddies. Yo Brud, there are gonna be mass biddies at Pat's party tonight. We can definitely score some. You ..
Read more
Prestiging
1. Prestiging is the act of one performing oral intercourse on one's self. It is achieved through constant stretching and will power...
Read more
Raperize
1. Verb. the act of raperization (e-raping). normally deals with internet psychopaths... You keep taunting that man online, he's gonn..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free