What is Serious Emotional Trauma?
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While physical trauma heals, serious emotional trauma leaves permanent psychological scars.
Getting my foreskin caught in my trouser zipper at age 5 was bad enough, but what gave me serious emotional trauma was when my mother had to unzip it.
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When a large, asian male farts inside your school bag, but not without dropping a turd inside it, zipping the bag back up, shaking the bag around, opening it back up, and showing you the smeared shit all over your assignment papers due next period.
Fuck! No! My papers! I've been Serious emotional trauma'd!
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What you get after you walk in on your parents "doing it"
I had serious emotional trauma after I got home from the party and walked into the house, and saw my parents doing it.
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The one, and only offensive action of the dreaded Ron Witkowski. Ron is often found masturbating in a pink leotard, when this is witnessed, it is possible for one to recieve "serious emotional trauma"
"Shit man, dod u see what that faggot Ron was doing?"
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Watching
I don't care whether Oprah's movie tried to portray slavery, the scenes of Oprah taking a leak, the dog's eyes being popped in, and an old man fucking a baby reincarnated as a teenage girl, are all more than enough to give a normal human being severe emotional trauma.
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Oh dear god the pain!
