What is Serpentinian?
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The serpentinian are a sub race of evil gnomes that reside within the alternator on most automobiles. They are most commonly used to power cars, and often wreak havoc by utilizing the Serpentine belt, an honourary title given to the belt by those that fear the gnomes.
1. Always change the belt of Serpentinian at 80,000 kilometres or the gnomes will get you!
2. Leprechauns may have a pot of gold, Serpentians have a pile of grease. Take care of your car!
3. "Serpentian belt shows no signs of cracks, old rich!"
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