What is Server Room Monkey?
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This is the asshole that thinks he's so important that he constantly has to go into the server room and stay in there for lengthy periods of time to make himself feel big and mighty.
Oddly, This person most likely also experiences
Andy is a server room monkey.
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A guy with a wandering/lazy eye. His eye is weighed down due to the size of his johnson.
Man: "that dude has got a messed up eye...