What is Serverspasmosis?
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A malady of the central nervous system, usually found in those who work in the service industry. Modern medicine attributes the development of this affliction to the stress of putting up with people all day.
Common symptoms include the twitching of the musculature around the eyes, grinding of the mandibular dentition against the maxillary, etc.
"Man, that customer gets my serverspasmosis fired up every time she comes in at 2 minutes to close and proceeds to assail me with a barrage of questions."
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