What is Service The Pole?
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A slang statement meant to perform fellatio or jack off a mans penis.
John was approached by Tom and Suzie. Tom was being funny and asked John "did you service the pole? I just quit working for the cable company." John replied, "hell no, but I heard you have a new job laying pipe for Suzie's Plumbing."
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Like street cred, except with alternative crowds like hipsters.
Her dyky haircut gives her alternacred.
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