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An injury caused by excessive masturbation in a man over the age of 30.
Girl: Aw, what happened? Why is your arm in that sling?
Guy: I..
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A person who has facial features like a rat or a weasel and smells horrendously.
Me: Hey Stu, did you see that stench weasel?
Stu: Yea..