What is Sesquipedalophobia?
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Fear of long words.
Imagine the diagonosis...:
Doctor: Well son, we found out what you have...
Patient: Yes, doctor?
Doctor: You have Sesquipedalophobia.
Patient: Holy shit! That's a long ass word! I'm fucking scared and I'm going to go kill myself!
Doctor: Damn, I can NEVER get thru that damn diagonosis with ANYBODY. SHIT!
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Random Words:
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(v) the ability to jump over a couch
*Standing in front of a couch, trippin' balls.*
George: I have virtuousity to do this
Dan: ..
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An escaped muppet from Sesame Street who somehow became leader of the Australian Parliamentary Opposition.
His head flaps and his eyes ..