Sessions

What is Sessions?


1.

Comes from middle-England. Used when someone or some people have had sex. Or describing sex between two or more people, or a person and an inanimate object.

If you see someone and they've had sex the night before you'd say "Ooooo Sessions!"

2.

A skate, snow, surf, and punk rock store founded by Joel Gomez in Sunnyvale, California 1983.

His passion for sports and punk rock are what inspired him to start it all up.

Today Sessions has a website and their own team for each sport . Sessions also has an on going tradition of supporting charitable orginizations around their community. They are also associated with the Vans Warped Tour.

Skateboardind & Punk Rock Since '83 f%ckers!

See Your Mother

3.

to physically discipline your female with hand and/or foreign objects in order to correct improper behavior. Females usually bring "sessions" upon themselves for not listening.

So I came back to the doublewide and just wanted to sit down and drink some budweiser, my old woman started making a racket, so in order to calm her down, we had a "session"


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