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To win the love of your son by performing an act of heroism instead of actually raising the boy through childhood and adolescence
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To be incapable of functioning properly (like the plane that landed in the Hudson after being struck by birds).
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the coolest subject in the world. Involves throwing bricks or hurling shit at the back of the math's teachers head whilst they are ..