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1. A virgin's penis
2. A small-town pimp's penis
1. Eighth-grader: I hate my virginia wood...
2. Horny Small-town Skank: Yo..
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The opportunity available for poon at a given place or time.
1. Man! There is a lot of opporpoonity at that new strip club!!
2. You&ap..
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The basic law of most television.
My mom: *watching a nasty medical program* Eeegh, how can you stand to watch that?
Me: Hey, one guy&..