What is Seven?
1.
the number after 6 you fucking morons.
seven... still after 6 fucktards
2.
To divert conversation to a better/more comfortable subject, or simply to avoid the current subject in order to get one's self out of the shit...used sometimes as an alternative to 'pass us that spade mate'
Man: Will you marry me?
Woman: Seven.
Man: Is that yes then?
Woman: Seven.
Man: So it's a no?
Woman: Seven.
Man: Seven what?
Woman: Seven.
Man: What d'ya mean seven?
Woman: Seven.
Man: Seven o'clock?
Woman: Seven.
Man: Seven deadly sins?
Woman: Seven.
Man: Seven wonders of the world...
Woman: Seven.
Man: Eight
Woman: Seven.
Man: Six
Woman: Seven.
Man: Fuck it.
....Mission Accomplished!!
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3.
Used to fill empty silences. A number used for anything. Whatever the hell you want it to mean. Pretty much the only number you'll ever need. Whenever it shows up in a situation, there is large excitement. A way to get out of answering awkward questions.
silence...
...silence...
A: "Seven."
(Laughter)
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A: "What time is the movie?"
B: "Seven." (even if it isn't.)
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A: "Did you kiss him last night?"
B: "Well... seven..."
A: "Did you DO him last night?"
B: "Seven."
A: "How was it?"
B: "Seven."
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A: "Are you mad at me?"
B: "Seven."
A:"Why?"
B:"Neh meh..."
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A: "Do I look fat in this?"
B: "Well... seven."
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4.
1. Quite possibly the most formiddable number ever to be counted, It is derived from the latin term severa meaning "several" the number seven is typically used as a threat among gangs along the eastern coast as to the fact that seven is the largest number in the illiterate faction of gang members usually causing great confusion amongst all when uttered. Also seven is the number of deadly sins according to the bible making the number seven actually demonic in nature.
2. Seven also referred to as "Lucky Number Seven" ironically, the term is mostly used as respect torwards the number as angering it causes terrorism, earthquakes, and swine flu among the general population.
Hey kids remember if you dont worship seven..there'll be another 9/11
Father i have sinned....
There there my son your going to hell.....
Fuck you nigga im not going to hell im going to seven
Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven's a nigga
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5.
Seven, {7}
{7} is not a word, a number or a letter. unlike its better known 7, {7} is an entity of its own entirely.
Mick: She's a babe, What you reckon?
Zach: I'd give her a {7}.
Mick: A 7 out of 10?
Zach: No, just {7}
Mick: Oh a {7} i see
Sue: How long does this have to cook for?
Zach: {7}
Sue: 7 minutes?
Zach: Just {7} woman.
Zach: whats your favourite number?
Ryan: 69
Zach: Oh yea 69 is so {7}
Pronounced "Seven"
Written "{7}"
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6.
The number of heads of cattle a Natalie is worth in a traditional Arranged Marriage Barter System.
He had been alone a long time. It was time to be someplace else. "I will give you seven cattle for that one," said the man, eyeing his electronic animal husbandry account greedily.
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7.
slang for seven-polar. Simalar to bi-polar, but seven emotions.
its the term for being: sad, frusterated, depressed, angry, apathetic, quiet and pensive all at the same time.
Amy B. was so seven yesterday... John and Lorenzo were so gay and leaving her out so Margie and Mal totally tried to cheer her up.
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