Seven Deadly Sins

What is Seven Deadly Sins?


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Also known as the finer things in life. Originally arranged in the 6th century by Pope Gregory, the seven are:

1. Pride - An attitude of personal superiority, almost universally accredited as the most useful of the sins.

2. Envy - desire for the belongings or traits of others.

3. Lust - The craving of 'earthly pleasures,' if 'earthly pleasures' are defined as sex.

4. Avarice - Greed; the desire of riches, bling, or Nikes(c).

5. Wrath - Outpouring of destructive or hurtful behavior of thought.

6. Sloth - An animal thats so inert that moss grows on it. The sin itself is easy to piece together from there.

7. Gluttony - The urge to intake more than is necessary for day-to-day functions.

Pride: I'm the man!

Envy: I want your woman!

Lust: In fact, I want to have *SEX* with your woman!

Avarice: Maybe, if I had more money, your woman would have sex with me...

Wrath: Get over here, woman! NOW!

Sloth: Why? Well, because I'm too lazy to come over there to you.

Gluttony: Oh well, the woman left. Anyone for Mickey-D's?

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