What is Seventeen Magazine?
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A magazine that just about every teenage girl will read at one point in their life or another for tips on how to kiss boys and shit.
"Oh look! My Seventeen Magazine finally got here! I can't wait to read that story about the girl with one leg!"
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The act of leaving a fine-lined fecal design on the porcelain upon flushing the toilet.
"Hey Moe.....who Von Dutched the crapper?&..
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A 12Ga. shotgun used to kill zombies. Often sawed-off, but not required.
Every zombie movie has some character with a shotgun. They are..
