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Gigantic, heavenly mountains of flesh, adorned by nipples most commonly covered with pixelated black stars. Glorious.
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How my tiny girl agrees with me when she is pleased and overwhelmed.
"ilu :]"
"yep tep ep :**"
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An alternative to the overused phrase "douche bag". It also has the added effect of sounding German.
Jesus Christ Tom is such..