Sewickley Edit Meaning

1.

the smallest of small towns populated largely by old lady boutiques and antique shops. Houses more than its fair share of WASPs who have ridiculously large amounts of income. Subsequently, such rare species as the home mom reside in majority in its fair limits. Night life reaches its peak point at 8 o'clock culminating in a steamy starbucks lounge. On occasion, the less braindead of its inhabitants will wonder just why such a pointless town is in existence, although it is quite awesome for the more hard-core partiers who can max out at eat 'n park.

woman: sweetie, if you haven't thought of any other great ideas for our honeymoon, I was thinking we could go to sewickley!

man: what are you on? i'm not so sure i want to marry you anymore *backs away slowly*

2.

Quiet little suburb of pittsburgh with a bunch of stuck up rich people. teenagers buy and smoke weed behind eckerd and old people go out for a wild night at eat n' park. its basicly hell.

*Dece and legit were born here!

lets never move to Sewickley

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3.

I grew up in this small boring town. There is nothing to do and it was the talk of the town when we finally got a starbucks. Although it consists of mostly rich people, the teenagers I know are extremely unhappy. Everyone is so bored with themselves they just cause drama. Going to Eat'n Park, a little diner open 24 hours a day is the only exciting thing to do. My suggestion...never move there.

Sewickley is the smallest town i've ever been to

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