Sex Accident

What is Sex Accident?


1.

any accident that happens during sex.

For example:

breaking a lamp

stubbing a toe

shooting a load into the eye.

sorry about the sex accident last night.

2.

an unplanned for and undesired sexual act. usually proceeded by drug and/or alcohol consumption.

ew, you hooked up with him?

yeah, it was a sex accident.

i just wanted to go out with my friends but i ended up having a sex accident.

See hookup, coyote ugly, beer goggles, love, sex

3.

Pregnancy

we had a sex accident now we have f**kin twins

See uh oh, crap, screwed, sex, accident, bow chicka bow wow, Captain Klamydia

4.

something unplanned or unexpected occuring during sex

My parents had a sex accident resulting in my existence.

See sex


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