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A freeway for elves, near the north pole.
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the seasonal blowjob you get from that fat girl from high school (that will always be in love with you) when she comes back into town fo..
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You know, when you have to take a shit so bad when you have diarrhea, and you run to the shitter so fast that you develop a mild case of..