Sex Coma

What is Sex Coma?


1.

The time immediately preceding sex when you lose awareness and control of your actions, allowing hormones to work their magic.

Asexual Friend: "You seriously didn't even notice that you fell off the bed?!"

Sexual Friend: "No, I was in sex coma. Everything just seems kind of blurry."

See whoremoans, amnesiac, out of control

2.

This is the lack of Sex for more than Six months. (This does not apply to virgins.)

Jack's new girlfriend has him in a sex coma.

Virgin woman usually keep there boyfriends in a sexual coma until marriage.

See sex, coma, virgin, sexy, marriage


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