Sex Commute

What is Sex Commute?

If you are dating someone who doesn't live close to you, it's the distance you need to travel to get laid.

Yeah Tina is great, but I can't handle the sex commute.

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Marshing

1. When one takes a marshmallow and rests it on anothers anus, and then forcefully insterts it using a penis. This continues until the anus..

Thats Pumpkin

1. Homestar's new "Seriously" Shh... baby strong sad is sleeping.....

Old Slabsides

1. The affectionate nickname given to the 1911 pistol, owing to the slab-type grip panels. That fucking banger keeps it up, he's gonn..

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