What is Sex Doll?
1.
A doll purchased primarily for masturbation purposes, though a few of them are sold to health teachers.
The man tried to convince his wife that he was a health teacher when she discovered his sex doll.
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2.
A plastic doll in which certain points of intercourse are altered, see below example.
Undressing- taking it out of the box
Foreplay- blowing it up
Eating out- eating a pizza and accidently dropping it on the doll
penetration- doll keeps deflating, so add some foreplay
afterfucking ciggie- burning a hole in the doll and packaging it to be sent to a hated person.
Feeling dirty- priceless!
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3.
An inflatable doll usually made of plastic. They are much used by people who have bad personal hygeine, and ugly-looking people, that cannot get a female companion for love nor money.
Clinically depressed man explaining to his social worker why he is so sexually frustrated:
I owned a sex doll once, it cost a fortune, but it felt just like how I imagined the real thing would feel. Then I got carried away and during a particularly torrid night of passion I gave her a love bite on the neck. I never saw her again as she just farted real loud and flew straight out of the window. I cant afford another.
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4.
A blow up vinyl woman, often used for sex by lonely dorks who can't find pussy, sometimes has three orifices with which one can have intercourse with, some have less....some made for really strange dorks may have more
I really banged my sex doll last night, and wore myself out, so i can't make it into work at best buy today mr. manager sir.
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