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When you shit a long turd across someones eyes like a blindfold
While the butt smurf was asleep, I gave that bitch a dirty blindfold...
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An Uncle who offers to buy beers for a family barbecue/party/ or get together and only shows up with 2 of the crappiest brands beers in ..
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slang term for a dildosex toy or a vibrator
Tuesday night is lezzie night-Mary and Suzie are gonna break out the rubber daddy and the a..