Sex Machine

What is Sex Machine?


1.

1.) a person that can go on having sex for interminable amounts of time on end

2.) someone whom the women love and always want to have sex with

3.) me

mmm jack. You are such a sex machine. I wanna have sex with you all the time. Please eat me out and suck my tits. Can I give you a blowjob? Please have sex with me.

See jack

2.

A man-made sexual partner; A sex-bot; A robot with a dong; A robot with an 'access port'

I just spent 300 grand on a sex machine, but I'm still lonely...

Run for your lives! The sex machines are revolting!

3.

A machine (person) who is quiet active in thier sex life. Sometimes refered to as Hot Spicy Tamales. Has had many sexual encounters and is very experienced.

Wow did you see that Sex machine Mike?

4.

-noun

A bracelet made from cheap yarn sold by black street vendors in Paris to unsuspecting tourists. First, they bum rushthe tourist and then slip it on while repeatedly chanting "sex machine." In actuality, the bracelet only gives the wearer a random STD. English tourists are charged the ridiculous price of ten euros. Only five for Americans.

"I can't believe I just payed five euros for this sex machine!"

See sex, machine, sex machine, sexmachine, paris, tourism, saggy sammy

5.

Somebody who is sexually active. That to a machine. They continually have sex as if it were programmed in a machine... It is disgusting.

Person 1: Hey did you hear about Sydney?

Person 2: Yeah, what about her?

Person 1: She has slept with so many people. INCLUDING ALEX.

Person 2: Wow. What a sex machine

See sex, machine, toys, dick, vag

6.

More often than not, a male, who without thought or feelings mindlessly pursues women for sexual gratifacation.He eats sleeps and drinks sex. A one trick pony!

Vinny had sex with three different women last night, what a sex machine he is!

See addict, ocd, whore, player

7.

My car... the swedish beast... a 1985 volvo 744 gle. it gets all the ladies. it really does. it is also real loud. and sexy.

So, which one of you ladies would like to take a ride in the sex machine tonight?

See volvo, sex machine, awesome, silver, loud


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