What is Sex Muffin?
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Noun:
1. A name for a sexually stimulating person.
2. The name of a muffin if eaten immediately before, after or during sex. This muffin is usually shared at the breakfast table or in bed after or during a long night of fornication.
Examples:
1. We shared a sex muffin after 5 hours of playing "find the teacup".
2. That girl, is a total sex muffin.
3. Justin had gone to the supermarket to purchase "sex muffins" for his date that evening.
4. Janet Reno, though very attractive, would not be considered a "sex muffin".
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Some one who looks normal at first, untill you see them naked.
Yo, that guy Tom, I saw him changing at dress rehursal, he's a total sex muffin!
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a better way to describe a cupcake
those are the tastiest sex muffins ever!!
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Sex Muffin: A person that is sexy, or tasty looking (like a muffin). A person that you would like to have sex with. Often used for celebrities.
"Keanu Reeves does nothing for me, but Billy Corgan is a total SEX MUFFIN!"
