Sex Olympics

What is Sex Olympics?


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The sex Olympics resets every four years, and revolves around collecting a number of rings that correspond to those of the regular Olympics. to obtain a 'ring', one must perform a particular sex act.

Blue ring: sex in water

Black ring: with a black guy/girl, or anal

Yellow ring: with an asian, or urination during sex

Red ring: during period, or draw blood

Green ring: outdoors

After obtaining all of these, the winner receives fuck all.

"Dude, yesterday I totally got the black ring11111!!! I've completed the sex olympics"

See sex, olympics, rings, anal, period


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