Sex Police

What is Sex Police?


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Peculiar to Perthshire, Scotland.

When you fall asleep at a party/gathering and a bunch of your mates run in naked and jump on you shouting "sex police!!" in a extreamly high pitched, camp German accent.

Almost always happens when there is no girls at the party/gathering.

Potter: "Rams, Ewan's fallen asleep. Wanna sex police him?"

Rams: "Haha, aye alright."

*2 minutes later...

Rams and Potter: "Sex Police!!!!!!" (Jump on Ewan)

Ewan: "Arrrgh! Aw naww!"

See perth, sausage fest, wasted


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