What is Sex Wounds?
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Parallel to battle wounds in the amount of respect received by others when shown to the mass. Sex wounds may be identified by, but not limited to: bruises, scratch marks, bite marks, mangled wrists, the absence of hair or flesh in areas, welts, missing earlobes, and/or unexplainable piercings, scars, or discoloration. Causes may vary from the basic use of nails or teeth to the more elaborate (and it shows) use of whips, chains, handcuffs, or various elastic devices.
Drew: Dude, Greg, what are those marks all over your back from?
Greg: Keep that shit quiet man.
Random Bystander: Wow, i wish i could get some sex wounds of my own (That Greg guy is one lucky bastard)!
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