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Two words: Tea addiction.
-14 o'clock! Time for my tea break.
-Tea? Again? Are you having the London syndrome or something?
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You dumb fuck! it's spelt haemoglobin! Twat!!!
I'm a spack that can't spell haemoglobin!
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The thick intravenous flui..
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when you hum the themesong to the smurfs while having sex
Last night I decided to smurf that ho because I had already batmanned her.
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