What is Sexcooter?
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A bitch that has sex and then leaves the next morning while you worry about catching aids, and then you work up enough nerve to take the test. When the results come back you find out you dont have aids but the FBI finds your DNA on record that matches with the OJ simpson case, and then you go to jail and OJ becomes a superhero and is granted superpowers like xray vision and superstab attack.
uh oh, i just got sexcooter'd