Sexcuse

What is Sexcuse?


1.

The excuse you give to go fuck.

While visiting my parents, Jeff and I usually use the sexcuse of needing a gallon of milk from the grocery store. That gets us out of the house long enough for a quicky in the backseat of the car.

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2.

An excuse a woman makes to avoid having sex.

the womans sexcuse was "I have a headache, so we can't have sex tonight."

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3.

What one has with their spouse or partner in order to be forgiven.

I'm sick of you coming home at this hour, and don't even think of having sexcuse with me!

4.

The art of being sexy while also being excused, mmmmmm :o)

"Please sexcuse me while I brush my teeth"

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