Sexident

What is Sexident?


1.

When you have sex that you didnt plan on having (like having sex while you're drunk)

*person one calls person two*

person 1: hey sorry i was a bit drunk last night

person 2: oh thats okay. it was just a sexident.

See penguins, lala, accident

2.

conjunction of sexy and accident; a sexy accident; an accident done in a sexy manner; an accident leading to sex.

She tripped, fell and landed on his penis. It was later described as a crazy sexident.

See sex, mistake, aids, abortion, oops

3.

An accident that occurs during some type of sex act. For example, skinning one's knee on a car door while having mad passionate car sex.

"I can't believe I had another sexident!"

4.

a sexual accident

something bad that occurs during a sexual act

I was giving head to this older at a party and he spooged in my eye! It was a total sexident.

See spooge, head, party, sex, accident

5.

Noun. An act of sexual intercourse that resulted in a baby that was unintentional.

"Mom, Dad...was I a sexident?"

See accident, knocked up, preggers, up the duff, prego, sex


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