Sexlistics

What is Sexlistics?


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The art of managing the when, where and how to have sexual intercourse, despite difficult circumstances. Similar to logistics, but specifically for the act of sex.

My boyfuckjust moved and it's making things really hard. We've had to really brush up on our sexlistics to ensure that we can keep up the fun. Last week, we met at a hotel half way between us, but I had to pick up his dry cleaning and he had to go to the grocery store for me, so that we could find the time.

See logistics, sex, boyfuck


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