Sexpatriation

What is Sexpatriation?


1.

the expulsion, by a roommate's (or in some cases underinhibited friends') sexual activity, of one from one's bedroom, apartment, and country for the purposes of uninterrupted coitus and, in the case of the sexpatriate, the pre-emptive avoidance of awkward encounters arising as a result of accidental exposure to the genitals of said roommate or friend.

"I can't walk in on Mitch pounding his fat girlfriend again, my heart won't take it, what should I do?"

"Have you considered sexpatriation?"

See sexile, sexpatriate


51

Random Words:

1. to have really good weed in plain English it means I got that really strong/ good weed. Yo cuz, stop by I got dat fire!..
1. a form of ecstasy...usually the most effective compared to pink elephants. "i took some orange ladies and i couldn't stop dan..
1. "The Crappy" is code for anal sex. 1st slut: Sooooo, how was your date last night? 2nd slut: Well, allz I can say is it&apos..