What is Sexpense Account?
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Money saved up for services provided by an escort/prostitute.
Bill: How was your weekend with Candi?
Ted: Oh man, she totally wiped out my sexpense account.
Bill: Yea but, was it worth it?
Ted: Do I only have one testicle? HECK YES IT WAS!
Bill: ...you-...huh?
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when someone gives a blowjob simply for a favor they will later recieve from the blowjob recipient.
formed from "quid pro quo"..
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to be drunk, blaked, hammered, pissed.
i've drank shit loads, i rekon im riot faced.
See rito, face, faced, drunk, alcohol, beer,..
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A drooling simpleton. Likely to put anything shiny or bright in their mouth.
cf "window licker".
"I'm not inviting..
