Sexpense Account

What is Sexpense Account?

Money saved up for services provided by an escort/prostitute.

Bill: How was your weekend with Candi?

Ted: Oh man, she totally wiped out my sexpense account.

Bill: Yea but, was it worth it?

Ted: Do I only have one testicle? HECK YES IT WAS!

Bill: ...you-...huh?

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