Sexpense Account

What is Sexpense Account?

Money saved up for services provided by an escort/prostitute.

Bill: How was your weekend with Candi?

Ted: Oh man, she totally wiped out my sexpense account.

Bill: Yea but, was it worth it?

Ted: Do I only have one testicle? HECK YES IT WAS!

Bill: ...you-...huh?

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Tkac

1. a huge poop that splashes the toilet water when it falls in. I have to take a tkac. See turd, poop, crap, shit, dung, fertilizer, gua..

Beat My Bagel

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Problematic

1. A failing or inoperative automatic transmission. When asked by the service technician at the garage if his automobile transmission was ..

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