Sexpire

What is Sexpire?

a male or female who only has sex at night and not in daylight.

Oh shit i wanted to have sex in the morning but shes like nooo nigguh only sex when theres not daylight. Fuckin sexpires.

See sex, vampire, night

Pat

1. The rare occurance of ejaculating in your underwear after a female touches your penis for a short amount of time. This is primarily caus..

Half Mass

1. The act of when a penis is half way erect, he slaps his penis across his partner's face. when susan received a half mass from her ..

Jamie Oliver

1. Cunt. Mockney Cunt. Sainsburys promoting mockney cunt. No it isn't pukka you lisping cock-pope. I got really drunk last night and ..

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