Sexretary

What is Sexretary?


1.

n. An attractive woman who is hired to assist an executive by taking messages, answering phones, sorting, filing and spreading her legs at least three times per week.

"Here's a good job listing: 'Secretary wanted. Good pay flexible hours office clothes optional."

"Hun, I think you're reading that wrong. 'SEXRETARY wanted. Good PLAY. Flexible WHORES. Office. Clothes optional.'"

"Meh, it's a job."

See sexretary, secretary, sex, sexsistant, sexcretary

2.

A reporting female that the boss primarily uses for sex in and around the office, similar to a secretary, but provides the additional perks.

John: Are you working late again tonight?

Coach P: No doubt, I just hired this new "sexretary" that likes to spend time on her knees under my desk.

John: I guess you will need additional hush money this month. (see hush money)

See stripper

3.

Noun.; An exceptionally promiscuous office secretary; a female(or male)dressed in the apparel of a slutty officer worker.

The girlfriend of the new C.E.O for Microsoft is DEFINITELY a sexretary, she's done every man in that workplace. And her office smells like a cheap rip off of Victoria's Secret, UGH!

See secretary, sex, sexy, office, kinky, slutty, whore


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