Sextard Edit Meaning

1.

Somebody who just can't figure out how to fit the peg in the hole.

Will and Laura tried to have sex, but they just couldn't figure it out. They're both bloody sextards.

2.

someone who is just plain bad in bed (and not in the "ooh, you naughty boy!" way). someone who doesnt understand what to do, why to do it, or who has no real concept of what sex involves. a true sextard will not realise their abnormalities... they may perform strange acts and be surprised when such acts are not appreciated.

oh my gosh! get your toe out of my nose! you're such a sextard!

3.

A tard held incommunicado exclusively for the purpose of grotesque sexual gratification. If the gratification is not grotesque, the subject is not a sextard, but a simple gimp, even if the gimpin question is, in fact, a tard.

Ex: Dude, that fuck on "The Wonder Years" reminds me of the sextard we had when I was a kid.