Sextorney

What is Sextorney?

Legal counsel in a court of sex. Coined by Homer Simpsonin Miranda-based pre-sex talk with Marge.

"You have the right to remain sexy. Anything you say may be used against you in a court of sex. You have the right to the presence of a sextorney..."

-Homer Simpson

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