Sextorney

What is Sextorney?

Legal counsel in a court of sex. Coined by Homer Simpsonin Miranda-based pre-sex talk with Marge.

"You have the right to remain sexy. Anything you say may be used against you in a court of sex. You have the right to the presence of a sextorney..."

-Homer Simpson

Over-served

1. The best euphamism ever; to be really really drunk. Mike passes out on the floor after his umpteenth beer. He had been over-served. Se..

Iiwg

1. Short for If I Was Gay. It is common for men after drinking to say these if I was gay things. Johnny Depp is my iiwg guy...

Pewned

1. getting completely owned by someone I just pewned ur ass! U got pewned noob! Im pewning so many noobs right now pewnsauce See pwned..

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