Sextorney

What is Sextorney?

Legal counsel in a court of sex. Coined by Homer Simpsonin Miranda-based pre-sex talk with Marge.

"You have the right to remain sexy. Anything you say may be used against you in a court of sex. You have the right to the presence of a sextorney..."

-Homer Simpson

Dicking Your Ear

1. When you ram yo shit hard as you can in that bitches ear when she's sleeping, becuase you didnt pay rent this month and she aint pu..

Sent The Browns To The Super Bowl

1. preceding to shit into a girls vagina Me and john kane's ex-girlfriend sent the browns to the super bowl last nite. See hot carl,..

Dropped The Kids Off At The Pool

1. Filling a girl's belly button up with sperm. Dude, last night I pulled out of Jenny just in time and dropped the kids off at the p..

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