Sextorney

What is Sextorney?

Legal counsel in a court of sex. Coined by Homer Simpsonin Miranda-based pre-sex talk with Marge.

"You have the right to remain sexy. Anything you say may be used against you in a court of sex. You have the right to the presence of a sextorney..."

-Homer Simpson

W.e.b.

1. Whatever Bitch. Or can be used in a nice way as Whatever Buddy. She told me to leave and I was like, "W.E.B.!" See what, eve..

Texas Car Wash

1. Any fund raising car wash where hot teen girls in shorts and bikini tops are put on the street with signs directing you to the car wash ..

Urn Yearning

1. An office game involving industrial kettles and masturbation. The aim of the game is to enter the office kitchen when no one's abou..

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