Sextorney

What is Sextorney?

Legal counsel in a court of sex. Coined by Homer Simpsonin Miranda-based pre-sex talk with Marge.

"You have the right to remain sexy. Anything you say may be used against you in a court of sex. You have the right to the presence of a sextorney..."

-Homer Simpson

Zakk Wylde

1. Outstanding guitarist accomplished in numerous styles ranging from classical to the heaviest metal this side of Tony Iommi. One of the p..

Punish Life

1. ugly, not attractive, something that you dont like. can also be just like punished.. damn that girl is punished, punish life See but..

Bash The Bishop

1. when you go to have a wank as in, hes goin to aash his bishop 2. when you grab your genitals and bash the hell out of them and get an..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Sextorney Edit Meaning