Sextorney

What is Sextorney?

Legal counsel in a court of sex. Coined by Homer Simpsonin Miranda-based pre-sex talk with Marge.

"You have the right to remain sexy. Anything you say may be used against you in a court of sex. You have the right to the presence of a sextorney..."

-Homer Simpson

Vaginal Suicide

1. The act of a non-virgin female purposely withdrawing from sex. I haven't gotten laid in so long, I'm committing vaginal suici..

Ubervirgin

1. Someone who is extremely virgin, as in to never been kissed. Wow, Shawna is such an ubervirgin, she's never kissed anyone. See Sh..

Zachary Jonas

1. most amazing guy, all the girls love him, obsessed with himself, best friends with likes of cody linley and mitchel musso, related to th..

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