Sextorney

What is Sextorney?

Legal counsel in a court of sex. Coined by Homer Simpsonin Miranda-based pre-sex talk with Marge.

"You have the right to remain sexy. Anything you say may be used against you in a court of sex. You have the right to the presence of a sextorney..."

-Homer Simpson

Lajingo

1. sex machine April: OMG! that guy is such a lajingo. Jade: woah, whos that guy? April: Woah its Grant. Jade: Oh I have heard of that ..

Vagitudinal Scale

1. How severe a girl is giving a guy shit. Similar to the Stafford-simpson scale describing the strength of Hurricanes as being 1-5. Mich..

Rolling Out The Red Carpet

1. While participating in anal sex, punch your partner in the back of the head. At this exact moment pull out as hard as you can when the ..

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