Sextorney

What is Sextorney?

Legal counsel in a court of sex. Coined by Homer Simpsonin Miranda-based pre-sex talk with Marge.

"You have the right to remain sexy. Anything you say may be used against you in a court of sex. You have the right to the presence of a sextorney..."

-Homer Simpson

Anal Kisses

1. The act of kissing or licking your partner's asshole "Everyone under the age of 20 shall receive my anal kisses."..

Fatty Patty Mayonnaise

1. a gurl wit a big nice shaped booty shawty I was dancing with at the club last night had the fatty patty mayonnaise you know I took her ..

Yuppie-ass-jersian

1. First of all they are ALWAYS from New Jersey. You know the type. They act all tough but they really are just bitch ass pencil pushing ..

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