What is Sexual Football Field?


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this is like the bases but more in dept

10 yards is a kiss

20 yards is making out

30 yards is feeling up

40 yards is dry fucking

50 yards is fingering

60 yards is a handjob

70 yards is eating out

80 yards is head

90 yards is titty fucking

100 yards is full blown fucking or sealing the deal

a field goal is a quiky

2 point conversion is anal

an interseption is getting cock blocked

a fumble is u fucking up

a incomplete pass is u tried but got shut down

a rush is going in order

passing is skipping around the yards

dude i was with stacey and ull never beleive how far i went on the sexual football field last night and damn we went 80 yards then then 100 then i slipped it in her ass for a 2 point conversion


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