What is Sexual Harassment?
1.
Like many things, this phrase was once pure and clear. The term has now degenerated into an overwhelmingly broad range of actions often determined by zealous feminists to be an inappropriate sexual advance.
Me: Hi there, Sarah.
Sarah: Excuse me?! Who the hell do you think you are?!
Me: Uh....
Sarah: I'll see you in court, buddy!
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2.
n.
1. When you are trying to have intercourse with a lady friend, and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind.
Sexual harassment is a serious workplace problem.
3.
saying or doing something that pissess off the office lesbian.
Guy: "So then he says - rectum, it nearly killed him!"
Rosie (hiding behind the door): "Those pricks are sexually harassing me."
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4.
Pfft. Don't even talk to a woman or else she'll slap you in the balls with with a sexual harrassment charge.
Basically its your word against hers. And who is the judge gonna believe?
Eric: Hey, How ya doin?
Sally: Get away you pig
Eric:...
Sally:RAPE!!!
5.
Illegal Flirting. Annoying somebody in such a way that reminds them that sex exist. Sexual Harassment cases are often used as a tool to harm politicians or to make millions for individuals (and their lawyers) through lawsuits.
Since everybody has flirted with somebody at some point in their life, this charge can be brought against just about anybody. This "crime" is often put on the same level as rape.
6.
In its broadest sense, sexual harrassment is the creation of a hostile environment via sexual comments and/or innuendo, sexually explicit language, sexual or crude humor, unwanted sexual advances, or the use of a position of power to obtain sexual favors.
In its narrowest sense, sexual harrasment is the use of a position of power to obtain sexual favors; for example, "Sleep with me or you're fired."
7.
1. Persistent unwanted romantic advances
2. Any act that can be perceived by the receiving party as a sexual advance
3. A sexual advance
1. Girl: I told you I already have a boyfriend.
Obessessed Loser: But I love you! Please marry me.
Chick: Hell no! Go away, damnit!
2. Girl 2: How the hell did you get my dress, and why are you rubbing it?
Laundromat Guy: You just handed it to me, ma`am. I`m just getting this sticker off, like you asked me to.
3. a-when one little panda pulls on another little panda`s unerwear. That makes me a sad panda.
b-when one little panda sticks his furry little willy in another little panda`s ear. That makes me a very sad panda.
c- Girl 3: Did you just slap my ass and say "Break me off a peice of that"?
Dude: Sorry, is that what I said? What I meant to say is "I want to take you back to my place and get anal". Is that better?
