Sexual Market Value

What is Sexual Market Value?


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Ones Sexual Market Value can only be found by using this simple easy to use equation.

((Attractiveness) + ((4x)Socal status) + (Style)) - ((Nose Length) + (Weight) + (C) + (-Height))= Sexual Market Value

When (C) equals car type

Truck = 30

Car= 20

Suv = 10

Hybrid= 300

Motorcycle = 0

Vespa = 600

Van = 25

Classic Car = 5

Dune Buggy= -42

"I bought these new shoes"

"Those shoes are Sweet Dude"

"yea... I thought it would increase my Sexual Market Value, But then I realized that my SMV would be much higher if i stopped hanging around idiotswho say "Sweet Dude""

See bangable, doable, dinner whore, dinner john, dune buggy


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